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Fadi and Bill :
Bill Gates decides to organize an enormous session of recruitment for a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. The 5000 candidates are all assembled in a large room.
One of the candidates is Fadi Khoury, a Lebanese guy.
Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and asks that all those who do not know JAVA program language rise and leave. 2000 people rise and leave the room.
Fadi Khoury says to himself: "I do not know this language but what have I got to lose... Read More
This joke was found in a post on the Israeli newspaper Haaretz left by a Lebanese. Enjoy... Abul Abed and his Lebanese Confidence Olmert was sitting in his office wondering how to invade Lebanon when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Olmert!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Abul Abed,down at the tea house in Beirut! I am callin` to tell ya dat we are officially declaring war on you, yes you!" "Well" Olmert replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Ri... Read More
As Lebanon and Syria are gradually restoring their ties, diplomatic relations were hit with a setback. The process of exchanging ambassadors between the two countries has come to a standstill. Damascus has rejected the names of four possible Lebanese ambassadors. On the other hand, the March 14 coalition is firmly rejecting a joint Lebanese-Syrian security committee, explaining that time is needed to regain confidence in the Syrian regime. They also f... Read More
How easily fooled you can be when you follow your heart. I haven't slept for two nights, wondering what went wrong. You disappeared into the night, but I still see you in the empty streets, in the dark corners and behind the trees. I shouldn't count on an explanation or await confrontation. The truth is screaming out to me. Story after story, I can't seem to find my peace. It first starts beautifully. Romantic atmosphere, hopes running high, emotions hard to catalyse, secr... Read More
This is a quiz that I recently took. The results are surprising, check it out. Which country in the Middle East actually possesses nuclear weapons? Israel..(and Iran?) Which country in the Middle East refuses to sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? Israel. Which country in the Middle East refuses to allow international inspections of its nuclear facilities? Israel. Which countries in the Middle East have... Read More
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